You may only date ONE of my daughters. What do you want to do IF you grow up? Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses spending time with me over spending time with you. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? A truck with oversized tires? Answer by filling in the blank. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
If you do not I will ask her. She has a kind heart and I will not have you make my her cry; if she does, I will make you cry. Don't sleep with my daughter; the only rubber you should be concerned about is out in the driveway and has Goodyear stamped on it. A woman's place is in the: I suffered through 42 hours of labor to have her, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.