And indeed, some of the resulting cows were developmentally disabled, and there's nothing sadder than a mentally handicapped calf, except for how some of them promptly get chopped up and turned into veal. Elmer's Products Stories about little kids eating paste are now a thousand times more disgusting. It's not Bull Semen Fort Knox, but it's pretty damn secure. Cow to decide that they love each other very much and that it's time for them to start a family. And no, that man isn't posing for the requisite "wacky" picture on his dating profile -- someone has to be inside to help "facilitate" the sperm bank deposit by ensuring it lands in the appropriate receptacle. It's easy to giggle at the image of rural thieves scheming to get their hands on cattle semen, but those are big numbers that can put a gaping hole in our bottom line. Photo taken in Namibia, Africa Seal Foreplay.
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Photo of a cow getting a bit fresh with another cow who happened to be just walking past minding his own business Two Bulls and Cow in Heat. Search within Editor's Choice. Have a story to share with Cracked? And whenever you have a valuable product, you're going to have a black market. And a cervix putting up its "No entry" sign can block a lot of semen and reduce the odds of a successful insemination. So, yeah, my job was "bovine Fleshlight operator.